Box Office Bucket List

Everyone's favorite Ranking show is back! 
This time Adam is ranking which trilogy was the best. He loves them all but which ones take the fall!
 
See you on the flip side!

In this episode our four hosts do a deep dive on the 2020 movie: Dinner in America. With this being Tim's pick, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. If you like Punk Rock, masturbation, polaroids, and a story with a deeper meaning then this movie is right for you.
 
The gang discusses their takes on the movie, its themes, and its underlining powerful message. Simon is an arsonist and the mystery lead singer of PSYOPS, while our other main character Patty is your average girl with overbearing parents in the suburbs. They have an unlikely connection, even before they meet, but they find meaning in each other by the end.
 
If you don't fit in anywhere else you are still punk rock to me.  
 
THE BUCKET LIST
The Way
The Cabin in the Woods
Orgazmo
Grind
Split
Dr Suess' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox
The Turk Swallows Trilogy
Spaceballs
 
Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/crafty-crime

Three friends — Jerry, Tim and Andrew — break down a chaotic week in wrestling: AEW’s controversial Darby Allin title win, surprise moments with Sting, and long-term storytelling questions. They also riff about WWE 2K26 GM shenanigans (including a New Jack–Mustafa tag team), the growing buzz around JCW and Vince Russo, and odd celebrity appearances leading into WrestleMania.
The hosts run through detailed WrestleMania predictions (from the Usos/L.A. Knight vs. Logan Paul/IShowSpeed cluster to Drew McIntyre vs. Jacob Fatu, Seth Rollins vs. Gunther, ladder chaos, and Brock Lesnar vs. Obafemi), argue over booking decisions, and pick favorites for several title matches. They debate heels, babyfaces, and whether big moments are being wasted or earned.
Along the way they trade blunt opinions, nostalgia-driven takes on WCW/WWF history, and hot takes about gimmicks, Hall of Fame choices, and missed opportunities in wrestling storylines — all with the rough, unfiltered humor of a late-night fan chat.
 
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On this episode of Box Office Bucket List the hosts—Tim, Andrew, Adam and Katie—go head‑to‑head in a lively debate over two sci‑fi comedies: Spaceballs and Evolution. Each presenter defends their pick by breaking down characters, the supporting cast, opening scenes, plot structure, love stories, and the best jokes.
The conversation is fast, full of interruptions and crude humor, and ranges from detailed character and cast comparisons (John Candy, Rick Moranis, David Duchovny, Orlando Jones, Julianne Moore and more) to whether a film’s originality or parody roots make it stronger. They also argue pacing, practical vs. CG effects, and whether belly laughs come from penis jokes or a giant butthole gag.
 
THE BUCKET LIST
The Way
The Cabin in the Woods
Orgazmo
Grind
Split
Dr Suess' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox
The Turk Swallows Trilogy
 
Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/crafty-crime

In this episode the hosts take a rowdy, affectionate deep dive into Mel Brooks' Spaceballs, covering its biggest gags, standout performances, and why the parody still lands. They open with offbeat banter, then move through key scenes — Dark Helmet, Lone Star and Barf’s chemistry, Yogurt’s merchandising bits, the ludicrous-speed chase, and the film’s memorable practical effects.
The conversation highlights favorite moments (Michael Winslow’s sound gags, the vacuum “VacuSuck” sequence, Pizza the Hutt), historical context around Mel Brooks and the film’s ’80s release, and how the movie plays today. Hosts share personal first‑watch stories, discuss cast choices like Rick Moranis and John Candy, and note references to Star Wars and other classics.
They also compare reactions: differing tastes on parody comedy, individual ratings, and why some jokes have aged differently. The episode closes with final scores, a debate spot awarded to the top scorer, and a playful look ahead to Spaceballs 2 and Mel Brooks’ legacy.

In this episode, our hosts (Tim, Andrew, Adam, and Katie) dive into a trilogy that is so deep underground that only a couple of trailers still exist online. This little nugget of lost media is the Turk Swallows trilogy:
 
Turk Swallows and The Ebony Beads of Anal Cove
Turk Swallows and The Oral God's Veiner
Turk Swallows: At Orgasm's End
 
Three spoof Movies that may have only been released in the midwest region and Tim continues to hunt for them at tape trade shows hoping someone had recorded them. The four of them discuss what was in these movies, who created these movies, and why we believe they never received a widespread release. 
 
We will leave the links to the trailers here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF06qD6666w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shsCHeeD2jg
 
Hopefully with the platform and the fans that this podcast has, we can finally hunt these films down and put them in the Criterion Collection like they deserve.

In this episode of Box Office Bucket List the hosts Tim, Andrew, Adam and Katie dig into Ivan Reitman’s Evolution. They mix pop‑culture nostalgia—talking bands like Creed, Hoobastank and Power Man 5000—with a cast roundup that highlights David Duchovny, Orlando Jones, Julianne Moore, Sean William Scott, Pat Kilbane, Ty Burrell and others.
We make our through key plot points like mall attacks, a flying creature that snatches a shoplifter, a mosquito‑like parasite, and a turkey‑head monster. We also see another rough form of early 90's CGI, which seems to be a trend here. 
 
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THE BUCKET LIST
The Way
The Cabin in the Woods
Orgazmo
Grind
Split
Dr Suess' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox
 
Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/crafty-crime

On this episode of Box Office Bucket List the hosts—Tim, Andrew, Adam and Katie—dig into sci‑fi comedies by revisiting Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams. They recap the film’s wild premise, including the president’s daughter in danger, the transmooker device, the spy kids Carmen and Juni, and the island full of bizarre hybrid creatures and inventions.
The conversation covers standout cast moments (Antonio Banderas, Steve Buscemi, Tony Shalhoub, Danny Trejo, Cheech, and Christopher McDonald), the movie’s family themes and frequent comic set pieces, and the show’s recurring tangents and jokes. The hosts also call out the film’s uneven effects—contrasting crude early CGI with playful stop‑motion—and the film’s deliberate kid‑centric silliness.
 
Disclosure: There were no pictures of Andrew as a child
THE BUCKET LIST
The Way
The Cabin in the Woods
Orgazmo
Grind
Split
Dr Suess' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox
 
Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/crafty-crime

The Box Office Bucket List crew—Tim, Andrew, Adam, and Katie—break down Galaxy Quest as their first film in the sci-fi comedy category. They discuss casting highlights (Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Alan Rickman, Sam Rockwell, Justin Long), the film's setup of actors who played a TV crew suddenly thrust into a real alien conflict, standout funny moments (convention scenes, the goo suits, the chompers, and the Omega-13 time device), behind-the-scenes trivia, and the film’s balance of parody and heart. The hosts share personal memories of viewing the film, rate it, and note favorite scenes like the historical documents reveal, the beryllium-sphere rescue, and the emotional Alan Rickman moment. The episode mixes laughs, movie analysis, and nostalgia while recommending Galaxy Quest as a rewatchable sci-fi comedy classic.
 
THE BUCKET LIST
The Way
The Cabin in the Woods
Orgazmo
Grind
Split
Dr Suess' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox
 
Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/crafty-crime

In this episode of Box Office Bucket List, hosts Tim, Andrew, Adam and Katie hold a heated debate between two time-travel films. Andrew defends The Butterfly Effect — a chaotic, mind-bending story about a man who repeatedly rewrites his past and must face how those changes destroy other people’s lives. Adam argues for The Flash, highlighting its clearer structure, emotional beats and visible consequences when one small change ripples through a timeline.
The discussion covers pacing, accessibility for viewers unfamiliar with source material, confusing timeline jumps, and a few controversial scenes that affect rewatchability. The hosts unpack themes of selfishness, sacrifice and the butterfly effect, and compare which film better conveys the moral cost of altering the past.
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